The Bee Babies!

Kayla Statt with Jane Awesome!
Amanda Orlando with Parker!
Big Dave's wife Carrie with baby Darren!

Look a whole naughty family of Statts!

Skeeching with Chris and Stattman

Do not try this at home..

Click the link below to skeech


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGzJ-btnE4

Sock and Awe

Click the link below to throw shoes at Bush

Sock and Awe

No DNA Test needed here!

This is Scout Willis ( the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis) She had her coming out ball over the weekend! (Pic from Perezhilton.com)

Shrimp on a Treadmill!! Check it out~!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY

Bank Robber disguised as a plant!

This morning's story about the police that raided a PNC Bank with guns because they mistook a cardboard cut out for a bank robber, reminded us of this bank robber last year who thought he could sneak in and out of a bank when he robbed it by disguising himself as a plant!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0IWKwQ5FqA

Show me Cincinnati "Greaters Icecream"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxSLWebt8Rc

Pepsi Show Me Cincinnati "Skyline"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4i4c4R3oAw

Stattmans Big Sit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vUVUMdEkhg

THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE BEST OBITUARY EVER:


On September 9th, a 53-year-old guy from Douglas, North Dakota (--which is in the center of the state), named Jim Adams died . . . and I have to say, he just might have left the best obituary EVER.

--It reads, quote, "Jim, who got tired of reading obituaries noting others' courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his battle.


--"It was primarily the result of being stubborn and not following doctor's orders, or maybe for just living life a little too hard for better than five decades.


--"He was sadly deprived of his final wish, which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a date. True to his personal style, he spent his final hours joking with medical personnel, cussing and begging for narcotics.


--"[Jim] would like to thank all 'his ladies' for putting up with him the last 30 years.


--"In lieu of flowers, he asks that you make a sizeable purchase at your favorite watering hole, get rip roaring drunk and tell the stories he no longer can."


(Casper Star-Tribune)


(--Nicely done, Jim. Rest in Peace.)

Burger King Bather!

Again in Xenia! What up?!?!

Statt at Biggs all this week!!!!

Statt will be at Biggs in Eastgate this morning collecting school supplies! He'll also be drawing a winner for $100 gas cards every half hour!!! You do NOt have to be present to win!

WIN TOBY KEITH TIX!!!!

Toby Keith is coming to Riverbend September 12th with Montgomery Gentery on Friday September 12th!! Win PAVILION seats all this week on the morning show!!!

Monday morning your chance to win begins at 7:40am!!!

Orange Barrel Bowling at the Hamilton Country Fairgrounds!

Disclaimer: DONT TRY THIS AT HOME> Stattman is in a controlled environment, and he has no brain cells left to kill!

Stattman got a "Redneck Pedicure" this week. Apparently, the new beauty trend among the stars is submerging your feet in water full of baby carp to exfoliate your feet. Statt couldn't find a salon in town that offers that service yet, but he did find a pet department at Meijer in Florence and dipped his toes in a tank of Goldfish - which he swears are a type of carp-until Meijer employees chased him out.


Did it work? Statt says yes! His feet are baby smooth and the fish don't have to be fed for a week!

** Disclaimer: No Fish were hurt in this experiment.