Stattman got a "Redneck Pedicure" this week. Apparently, the new beauty trend among the stars is submerging your feet in water full of baby carp to exfoliate your feet. Statt couldn't find a salon in town that offers that service yet, but he did find a pet department at Meijer in Florence and dipped his toes in a tank of Goldfish - which he swears are a type of carp-until Meijer employees chased him out.
Did it work? Statt says yes! His feet are baby smooth and the fish don't have to be fed for a week!
** Disclaimer: No Fish were hurt in this experiment.
